Delegation Aficionado Gifts

'Delegating has worked well for me....I haven't actually done anything since 1993.'

'I believe that if something is worth doing, I'll have my people do it.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I need to clone myself."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Love Birds love just being together

"Outré or simply bad?"

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Obama visits Mexico

Conflict In Palestine