Delegation Aficionado Prints

'Delegating has worked well for me....I haven't actually done anything since 1993.'

'I believe that if something is worth doing, I'll have my people do it.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Sitting in a tree

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Valentine Day

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Why moms make bad refs.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Love Birds love just being together

"Outré or simply bad?"

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Kim-Putin Summit

Obama visits Mexico