Defiance Aficionado Prints

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

A Masked Ball

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Robots in disguise.

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

How to wear a false moustache.

'I believe that if something is worth doing, I'll have my people do it.'

"That won't fool any hunters."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Tree Camouflage

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'Delegating has worked well for me....I haven't actually done anything since 1993.'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

Superman's alter-alter egos

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"Of course we're a real-life, legitimate, trustworthy, responsible, ticket-taking adult."

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Extreme Makeover.

Count Atoine Maurice Apollinaire d'Argout

'It's Duck Season: I'm pretending to be a platypus...'

Kiss and tell book