Defiance Enthusiast Prints

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Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The life of penguins.

100k Desert Crawl

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'What went particularly well?'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

James Baldwin

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."