Defiance Enthusiast Gifts

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Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The life of penguins.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

100k Desert Crawl

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'What went particularly well?'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

James Baldwin

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'