Defiance Appreciator Gifts

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

The Magicians' Union...

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

"Don't you give your back to me!"

'You say odd things.'

Risk assessment offered to punters.

Sorry - not in service...

"To think we fought an addiction for the likes of them."