Defiance Enthusiasts Gifts

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The life of penguins.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Arrogant OAP.

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

Praying.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

An elevator to some dynamite.