Defiance Enthusiasts Mugs

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The life of penguins.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Arrogant OAP.

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Praying.

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

An elevator to some dynamite.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'