Defiance Admirer Gifts

"Don't you give your back to me!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Magic Tricks

Mensa Does Improv

The wine-shop

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Red hot little combo

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Euphemistic.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Joke Shop and Novelties

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"It's a human hand!"