Frenemy Dynamics Admirer Gifts

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Christopher Fry.

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

'If you want me to be a good boy, you're going to have to lower your standards.'

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"Don't you give your back to me!"

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'You say odd things.'

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

'Nice piece of kit!'.

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."