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'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Cashless Society is Here

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

The Family Joules: Part 8

Christopher Fry.

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

Batmansplaining.

'If you want me to be a good boy, you're going to have to lower your standards.'

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

"Don't you give your back to me!"

'You say odd things.'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."