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"I finished all my holiday shopping." "I put cyanide in your coffee."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Sales Secretary

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

'What's my fortune then?!

Hunky Dory

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

"George, mentoring is about more than getting everyone to be just like you."

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

'This is going to be a long day.'

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'