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Get a move on, you idiot!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Sales Secretary

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Hunky Dory

Ducks crossing.

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Is this your work?"

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Accountability

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'