Digestive Dynamics Fan T-Shirts

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Church Basement Foodie

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Hunky Dory

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Is this your work?"

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

Patio Melt

Football fans

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

Harvey had never had a meal that disagreed with him this violently before.

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

Bernoulli After Effect

"Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it."

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

Éminence Grise

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

'Me? I'm a reformed bear.'

Mar-a-Lego

"I care only for the welfare of the people I represent - I will not take money from greedy fat cats and I will never distort information about my opponent..."

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

Get a move on, you idiot!

'Okay, be that way. But you're out of the group insurance plan!'