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'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Under pressure.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'What's my fortune then?!

No hitting below the belt!

'He has a great left hook,'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Such petulance!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "