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'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Under pressure.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

No hitting below the belt!

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'He has a great left hook,'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Such petulance!'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

'Can I sue him for hitting me?'