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'What's my fortune then?!

'You'll be happy to know I gave your dog self-help book to someone who'll know how to put it to good use. . . the garbage guy!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'This is going to be a long day.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Minion, how would you like a promotion? Impostor! It's been a long time coming, but I've finally signed more than a dozen franchise agreements. And I'll like you to train all the managers. They'll be paying you the franchise fee in sacks of unmarked bills. Oh, and if they act like they think you're from Starbucks, go along with it. It's just a little game franchisees like to play. VERY BAD MAN.

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

Damocles

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

'You say odd things.'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

'It's a barrel of laughs.'