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'What's my fortune then?!

'You'll be happy to know I gave your dog self-help book to someone who'll know how to put it to good use. . . the garbage guy!'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Damocles

'This is going to be a long day.'

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

'You say odd things.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

'It's a barrel of laughs.'

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

"Where did we go wrong?"