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'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

Servicemen.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

US fears missile competition.

Oooops!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Francois Hollande

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Nato

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'You're an inspector now?'

Donald Rumsfeld

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa