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"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

That's What Happens

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"Please feel free to browse."

Aleppo & the World

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'You're an inspector now?'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Genocide in Gaza

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

Opposing viewpoint.

Meddling in Iraq

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

Israel's next move?

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

'This is going to be a long day.'

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

"Impressive brawl skills."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy