Frenemy Observer Gifts

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Please feel free to browse."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Aleppo & the World

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'You're an inspector now?'

Genocide in Gaza

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Opposing viewpoint.

Israel's next move?

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

"Impressive brawl skills."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'This is going to be a long day.'

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Actualities - 'I'd rather see a hurricane whirling through my garden than one of these devilish crinolines!'

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy