Frenemy Expert Gifts

'You're an inspector now?'

"Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

US Camouflage School

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'What's my fortune then?!

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'This is going to be a long day.'

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'You say odd things.'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

Battle of the Television

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."