Frenemy Expert Pillows

'You're an inspector now?'

"Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

US Camouflage School

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'What's my fortune then?!

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'This is going to be a long day.'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

Battle of the Television

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'You say odd things.'

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

'You'll be happy to know I gave your dog self-help book to someone who'll know how to put it to good use. . . the garbage guy!'

"The firewall on this is fantastic!!"