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'This is going to be a long day.'

Under pressure.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Turkish Democracy

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'What's my fortune then?!

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'He has a great left hook,'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

No hitting below the belt!

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'