Frenemy Fan Mugs

'This is going to be a long day.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Under pressure.

Turkish Democracy

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I hate it when we fight."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A Little Extra

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Such petulance!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

No hitting below the belt!

'What's my fortune then?!

'He has a great left hook,'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Look out for his low punches.'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"