Frenemy Banter Fans Pillows

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'A cheeky red?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'This is going to be a long day.'

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

'You say odd things.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

'I called it first!'

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"