Frenemy Banter Fans Prints

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'A cheeky red?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'What's my fortune then?!

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

You throw poop like a girl.

'This is going to be a long day.'

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

'You say odd things.'

'I called it first!'

Look at you. The vacant stare

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."