Frenemy Appreciators Pillows

'You say odd things.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Punk Reindeer

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Shakespeare Quote

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Disease-y Top

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

The Clueless Diver

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"Cough"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'You're an inspector now?'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'What's my fortune then?!

"It's my emotional support animal."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'You guys are real friends!'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "