Frenemy Appreciators Gifts

'You say odd things.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Pink Bantha

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Punk Reindeer

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Shakespeare Quote

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Disease-y Top

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

The Clueless Diver

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

"Cough"

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'You're an inspector now?'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

'What's my fortune then?!

"It's my emotional support animal."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'You guys are real friends!'