Frenemy Enthusiast Gifts

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

James Baldwin

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'You're an inspector now?'

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'What's my fortune then?!

The Scream at the movie theater.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Boxing Bull Fight

You shouldn't take it personally, sire --- All cats are anarchists.

'No hitting below the belt.'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'