Appreciation Aficionados Gifts

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

The Pink Bantha

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Shakespeare Quote

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Tongue in the ear...

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Disease-y Top

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

The Clueless Diver

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

A couple holding hands

Bravo!

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

Will Smith's Oscar

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"Cough"

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer