Appreciation Aficionados Gifts

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Shakespeare Quote

Tongue in the ear...

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Disease-y Top

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

A couple holding hands

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Bravo!

The Clueless Diver

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Will Smith's Oscar

"Cough"

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'