"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"
Attention Aficionados Gifts
Seeking a gift for attention aficionados? Our collection features clever, creatively designed items that embody concentration, mindfulness, and the joy of paying close attention. Whether they’re into meditation, puzzles, or simply appreciate a good reminder to stay present, you'll find something that resonates with their passion for focused living.
"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."
Tongue in the ear...
"Caption contest"
'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'
The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.
A skier and a paraglider
"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."
Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).
"It helps me stay focused."
'I think someone's asking to go out.'
'My other baby is Mercedes'
"Sinead?!"
"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."
'I understand night and day, but which came first?'
''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'
Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.
Media Whore Raceway.
'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'
The pop-up book of fighters
'I like this new alcohol labelling.'
Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.
Advertising Lessons from the Old School
QR tattoo.
'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'
"I wish I had his I.Q.!"
'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'
'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'
'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'
The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!
'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'
'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'
'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'
"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."
'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'
Attention Aficionados Gifts Collection
Attention Aficionados Mugs
Explore our mug collection dedicated to attention aficionados, featuring clever and motivational designs perfect for their morning routine.
Attention Aficionados Pillows
Browse our pillows for attention enthusiasts, blending comfort with stylish reminders to stay focused and present.
Attention Aficionados Prints
Check out art prints that celebrate attentive living, ideal for inspiring productivity and calm in any space.
Attention Aficionados T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for attention lovers, combining humor and mindfulness to make everyday wear more meaningful.