Attention Aficionados Prints

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Tongue in the ear...

"Caption contest"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

A skier and a paraglider

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"It helps me stay focused."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Sinead?!"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Media Whore Raceway.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

The pop-up book of fighters

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

QR tattoo.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'