Attention Aficionados Pillows

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Caption contest"

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

A skier and a paraglider

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"It helps me stay focused."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Sinead?!"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

The pop-up book of fighters

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Media Whore Raceway.

QR tattoo.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'