Center Of Attention Enthusiasts Pillows

'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Media Whore Raceway.

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

Born into the 21st century.

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

The New York Review of Weather.

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

Save the Hamptons

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

An audience with an audience!

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

'Oh my God! It's the woman of my dreams.'