Center Of Attention Enthusiast Pillows

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Use your imagination.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"It helps me stay focused."

'Seriously folks...'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

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"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Media Whore Raceway.

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I need a hug."

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'Damned tourists.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"It helps me stay focused."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'