Center Of Attention Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Media Whore Raceway.

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

The New York Review of Weather.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

Born into the 21st century.

'People have told me that I bear a striking resemblance to a young Sean Connery.'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

Save the Hamptons

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

An audience with an audience!

"Edward attracts light."