Focus Aficionados Gifts

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Neighborhood Watch.

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

Acne Automation Works Outing

The Robot's Trophy

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."