Focus Fanatic Gifts

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"On task! On task, you huskies!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Here's the problem."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'I like the frame.'

Blend Schools

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"But is it..?"