Feature Fanatic Gifts

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Southwark Fair.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Werewolves of London..."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Zombies.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"