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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Glastonbury. After.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Mardi Gras

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Southwark Fair.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Reese Witherspoon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I, TikTok."

Zombies.

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

What's an Imax cave?

Giant slug attacks a city

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'