Creature Feature Fanatic Gifts

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Zombies.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sales

"I feel all tingly."

Born of the Dead

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"Trick or trample!"

Octo-Bus.

"How am I rampaging?"

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

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