Creature Feature Lover Gifts

"Let's let him keep your ball."

"this"

"I'm thinking about getting my teeth capped."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Zombies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Which one is yours?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Casting in the swamp.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

A were-cow.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Born of the Dead

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'