Creature Feature Admirer Gifts

'I'll have to call you back... the doctor is getting ready for another brainstorming session.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Hugh fans!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Shark infested custard!

Unicorn Working From Home

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Phoenix

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Born of the Dead

Fishy tail.

Casting in the swamp.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Man is attacked by sea creature.