Creature Feature Admirer Gifts

'I'll have to call you back... the doctor is getting ready for another brainstorming session.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hugh fans!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Shark infested custard!

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

Fishy tail.

Born of the Dead

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Better Gnomes.