Extinct Creature Admirer Gifts

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You never knew your father. The tar pits git him.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Shark infested custard!

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Casting in the swamp.

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Park and Ride dilema

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Vampire Umbrella

Factory Recall Unicorn.