Extinct Species Admirer Gifts

"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Shark infested custard!

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Exotic Garden'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Discovery.

Mammoth

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

Quill ?

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

Dodo with rubber ring

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

Eskimo turtle