Extinct Species Enthusiast Gifts

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Mammoth

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Admit it, we're lost."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Save me versus Feed me.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'Exotic Garden'

Bio-obsolescence

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

The Last Mosquito

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Quill ?

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...