Extinct Species Lovers Gifts

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Save me versus Feed me.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Bio-obsolescence

Mammoth

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Common Dodo!

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Quill ?

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Dodo with rubber ring

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

Toucan in bird cage.

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

The Very Last Dinosaur

"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"