Extinct Species Admirer Pillows

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Shark infested custard!

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Exotic Garden'

Discovery.

Mammoth

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

Dodo with rubber ring

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Quill ?

Eskimo turtle

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

The Very Last Dinosaur

"It's absolutely brilliant."