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The Very Last Dinosaur

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Save me versus Feed me.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Mammoth

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

Dodo with rubber ring

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Quill ?

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

'Well, since you're so picky: Why don't you choose the restaurant'

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

Dinosaurs

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail