Extinct Species Enthusiasts Pillows

The Very Last Dinosaur

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Save me versus Feed me.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

Mammoth

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

Dodo with rubber ring

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Quill ?

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

Dinosaurs

"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'