Endangered Species Enthusiast Pillows

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Save me versus Feed me.

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish