Endangered Species Enthusiast Mugs

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Save me versus Feed me.

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap